A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia ........
He was having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam at the hotel's coffee house. A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him & started a casual conversation.
Malaysian: 'You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?'
Singaporean: 'Of course'
Malaysian: 'We don't. In Malaysia , we only eat what's inside.
The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants & sell them across to Singapore .'
The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence.
Malaysian: 'Do you eat the jam with the bread?'
Singaporean: 'Of course'
Malaysian (chuckling): 'We don't. In Malaysia , we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds & other left-over in a container, recycle them, transform them into jam,..... before we sell it across to Singapore .'
This time, the Singaporean retorted: 'Do you have sex in Malaysia ?'
Malaysian: 'Why, of course we do'
Singaporean: 'Do you wear protection'
Malaysian: 'Of course! We wear condoms.'
Singaporean: 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?'
Malaysian: 'Stupid question!!! Of course we throw them away.'
Singaporean: 'We don't. In Singapore, the government secretly puts them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum & sell them across to Malaysia......., and that's the real reason why we banned chewing gum in Singapore!'
